Shortbread Catchup
Shortbread and the Best Tree Ever!

Shortbread and Oh for God’s Sake!

Today we have a heart!


I had a “hearty” laugh at the major announcement by the former president. I mean, really? Ninety-nine bucks for a random bad photoshop job? When NFTs first become a thing, I looked it up in Urban Dictionary. Here’s the first definition:


Non-fungible token

Worthless, glorified PNGs that only serve to consume a fuck-ton of electricity and to trick dipshit Crypto-nerds into buying them thinking they have value, only for the prize to completely drop in a couple of years like every crypto-scam.

Yeah… just like the steaks, and the vodka, and the “university.”