I'm Rich!

Wow! I'm rich, thanks to Melania Trump!

I mean, seriously, I got the following email just now:

I am Mrs. Melania Trump and i am here to inform you that your SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION FUNDS from white house here in Washington DC is the sum of $20,000,000,00 twenty million us dollars. and the funds will be delivered to you as soon as you get back to me with your Deliver information to avoid wrong delivery..

1. Full name.........
2. Phone number...................
3. Current home address............
4. Occupation..................
5. Nearest Airport................
6. All Your E-mail Account .........

Bear in mind that i am the only one that has your funds in regard to my husband Mr. Donald Trump and you will have to get back to me with your delivery home address.

Thanks
Regard To Mrs. Melania Trump

Well, this doesn't seem skeevy at all! I mean, I can forgive the odd grammar because Melania is not a native English speaker. And I'm quite sure that she needs to know the nearest airport and all my E-mail Account to ensure that I get my millions as quickly as possible. I definitely want to avoid wrong delivery.

I'll let you know when I get my money. (I have a feeling I'll be waiting a long, long while.)