Pull Up Your Goddamn Pants: Close Up Edition
June 03, 2013
Yes, right in front me on Metro. A stripe-ass fellow with droopy drawers. He and his girlfriend were cuttin' up all the way from my gettin'-on stop, and he was intruding into my sacred seat space by draping his arm way over the seat. So, when he got up to get off the train....
Well, karma can be a bitch. Welcome to the internet!
Sag Factor: 8.5
Location: Rhode Island Avenue Metro