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New Year Sunday Stealing

Well, the first quarter of the Skins-Seahawks game was delightful! The rest of the game, not so much. And not only that, I have to go back to work tomorrow. So let's cheer up with the first Sunday Stealing of the new year.

1) What side of the heart do you draw first? 
I actually had to do this a couple of times to see which side I draw first -- and it's the right side.

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose? 
When I did dive, I always dove head first, so I never plugged my nose because my hands were over my head.

3) What color is your razor? 
Orange. It's a Bic disposable.

4) What is your blood-type? 
A-negative. It's relatively rare.

5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? 
A very generous billionaire. Failing that, Joe.

6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you? 
I don't know! If anyone has ever spread rumors about me, I guess I never heard about them.

7) How do you feel about carrots? 
I feel that they are pretty tasty.

8) How many chairs at the dining room table? 
Alas, I do not have a dining room table! I do have a kitchen table, though. It has three chairs.

9) Which is the best Spice Girl? 
Cinnamon. Oh, wait...

10) Do you know what time it is? 
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song? 
Alas, no.

12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 
Press the Emergency button to alert the people who could get me out of the elevator. Then I would post about it on Facebook. Then I would wait.

13) What’s your favorite kind of gum? 
Juicy Fruit.

14) All’s fair in love and war? 
I've never really know what that means, except that it tends to be used as an excuse for bad behavior.

15) Do you have a crush on anyone? 
Alas, no.

16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning? 
How can you use a word correctly if you don't know the meaning?

17) Do you like to sleep? 
It's my favorite hobby!

18) Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings time? 
Not offhand, but I know how to look it up!

19) Do you know the words to the song Total Eclipse of the Heart? 
Alas, no.

20) Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Sure! Drop it off anytime!