I Want A Lozenge, Not A Pep Talk

I have been known to read self-help books, to listen to inspirational talks, and even to give a motivational speech.

Right now I have a cold. I'm achey and stuffed up. My head feels like a blivet. I felt it coming on yesterday evening, so I unwrapped a lozenge to soothe my sore throat.

And then I looked at the wrapper.

Yes. My lozenge wants to motivate me. I just want to sleep.