A Dear John Letter to Comcast
Long Nights Moon

Pull Up Your Goddamn Pants: Middle-Aged Man Edition

Saggy pants are not just for teens anymore! Believe me when I tell that the owners of these garments are well past young adulthood. In fact, I would actually refer to them as grown-ass men. Unfortunately, they still do not know how to buy pants that fit.

Sag Factor: 6.5
Location: Verizon Center

Sag Factor: 7.5
Location: Verizon Center

Really dude; do not besmirch the number of our new coach Dale Hunter!