Pull Up Your Goddamn Pants: Middle-Aged Man Edition
December 07, 2011
Saggy pants are not just for teens anymore! Believe me when I tell that the owners of these garments are well past young adulthood. In fact, I would actually refer to them as grown-ass men. Unfortunately, they still do not know how to buy pants that fit.
Sag Factor: 6.5
Location: Verizon Center
Sag Factor: 7.5
Location: Verizon Center
Really dude; do not besmirch the number of our new coach Dale Hunter!