I have been wanting to do this for awhile now, and I was finally able to finally get the first picture in what will be a new occasional series here at Red Nose. I have had opportunities, but was never able to convert those opportunities into realities for one reason or another -- chief among those reasons the fear of being shot. This time, though, the offender was right in front of me on the elevator and I carped the diem.
I present Part 1 of Pull Up Your Goddamn Pants.
Location: Van Ness Metro
Sag Factor: 7 (0 = good fit; 10 = practically falling off)