Her Sense of Humor

I went through Mom's address book today to gather phone numbers of people we need to call, and I found a slip of paper with three quotes written on it in Mom's handwriting. The writing is pretty strong, so she must have done it some time ago. Mom always kept little things like this tucked away in her purse or address book or notepad; she had "Dave Berry" jotted in the upper-right corner, so I'm assuming that Dave Barry originated them.

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and its up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Thanks for the laugh, Momma.