It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

I bet you thought I was going to write about the elections, but you would be wrong.

Well,  maybe I'll just say that I'm very very happy at most of the outcomes. I'm a bit disappointed in Virginia for passing that stupid constitutional amendment against same-sex marriage and any form of civil union, but in general, yay.

I listened to Bush's press conference (on my lunch hour, OF COURSE) and was flabbergasted at his stupid, smirky attempt at a joke. Georgie allowed as how he provided Nancy Pelosi with the names of good Republican interior decorators to help her pick out the drapes. There wasn't even a snicker in the press room.

Really. Everyone knows all the best interior decorators are -- wait for it -- Democrats!

But anyway, election? Good.

But better? Fighting nude couple at the Waffle House!

Frankly, Islamic terrorists are the least of our worries, what with the Invasion of the Giant Snails in Barbados. Really! Look at that escargot!

Yes -- giddy is my middle name. Must be the sinus drugs.

Or the crack in a cup.