Last weekend I went to my grandnephew's first birthday! He is a little ball of fire, and evidently quite in tune with the clothing trends for young men. However, his mom was right on top of things and did not allow this Fashion Faux Pas to continue for long.
I also decided that, in deference to his baby status, that the title should be G-rated. Hence the "gosh darn."
Sag Factor: N/A (Baby! Not responsible!)