Here is a screenshot of my ISP's news page.
It's kinda fuzzy, so you might not immediately notice the creative grammar in the list of stories underneath the headline about Tracy Morgan. Let me help you out.
"Freezed"???
Child, please. Sister Cecilius would have your head for that one. If you're not sure of your tenses, look them up. In fact, I'll help.
Repeat after me: freeze, froze, frozen. Freeze, froze, frozen. Freeze, froze, frozen.
Got it? Good. Now go write a theme: "What I Want for Christmas."
