If I Were...

First seen on Jenn's site, then seen on Golfwidow's site, now seen on mine!

If I were a direction I’d be … up.
If I were furniture I’d be … polished.
If I were a liquid I’d be … potable.
If I were a sin I’d be … deadly.
If I were a gem/stone I’d be … faceted.
If I were a metal I’d be … heavy, or perhaps heavy.
If I were a tree I’d be … flowering.
If I were a fruit I’d be … juicy.
If I were a flower I’d be … wild.
If I were weather I’d be … predictable.
If I were a musical instrument I’d be … stringed.
If I were an element I’d be … atomically numbered.
If I were a colour I’d be … complementary.
If I were an animal I’d be … furry.
If I were a sound I’d be … travelling at 650 miles per hour.
If I were a lyric I’d be … an earworm.
If I were a song I’d be … sung.
If I were a music type I’d be … the blues.
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be … Joy.
If I were a feeling I’d be … groovy.
If I were a book I’d be … well read.
If I were food I’d be … dessert.
If I were a city I’d be … Travelo.
If I were a taste I’d be … exquisite.
If I were a scent I’d be … a spenny.
If I were a word I’d be … in the dictionary.
If I were a verb I’d be … intransitive.
If I were an object I’d be … direct.
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be … comfortable.
If I were a body part I’d be … handy.
If I were a facial expression I’d be … inscrutable.
If I were a cartoon character I’d be … Sylvia.
If I were a movie I’d be … rated R.
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be … many sided.
If I were one of the four seasons I’d be … an expensive hotel.
If I were a sentence I’d be … complete.

And now, this meme is also complete.