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Build Your Own Corporate Goals

Today I went to an all-hands meeting wherein I learned the department's strategic goals for 2008. As I listened to the various folks outline their groups' goals, I devised a variation of Buzzword Bingo.

Presenting:

The DIY Corporate Goal Builder

It's very simple. Simply select words from the following sets of possibilities to complete the following sentence:

Verb noun in order to verb adjective noun.

Verbs:

  • Leverage
  • Re-field (YES! I actually heard this used today.)
  • Strategize
  • Implement
  • Operationalize
  • Codify
  • Optimize
  • Expand
  • Rearchitect
  • Integrate

Nouns:

  • Footprint
  • Potential
  • Roadmap
  • Survey
  • Collaboration
  • Competency
  • Consolidation
  • Platform
  • Execution
  • Service

Adjectives:

  • Seamless
  • Best
  • Efficient
  • Effective
  • World-class
  • Excellent
  • Unmatched
  • Enterprise-wide
  • Actionable
  • Unsurpassed

Examples:

  1. Implement Roadmap in order to Optimize Umatched Service.
  2. Re-field Survey in order to Implement Effective Collaboration.

The possibilities are endless!! So... what are your goals? Or what can you add to the lists?

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